someone i know had a friend that got a piercing on her hooha but they put it on wrong so when she went up just one set of stairs she had 12 orgasms
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard
(Source: myspacefamosity)
one time i stayed a week at my cousins’ house in domincan republic and we’d stay up all night playing games and just talking or whatever and his mom would is the type that’s really anal about sleeping and will get on your ass if you don’t sleep
one night his mom came to check on us and we heard her footsteps so we would just rush to bed and pretend we were sleeping and the next morning the mom would single out one of us, joel, and say “i know you weren’t sleeping, don’t lie to me” and he’d be like wtf how did you know and she’d say “there’s something you always do when you sleep since you were a baby and you weren’t doing it so i know but i won’t tell you”
and so he took a nap that afternoon and told us to look at him and tell him what he does so he can fake it next time. and he literally sleeps face down and one leg perpendicularly in the air which is weird so i guess that was it but we decided to fuck around with him and i told him “yo when you sleep you put a finger in your butthole man that’s weird” and he’d be like “really? wow ok” and that night we did the same thing stay up and rush to bed and we looked at him and he put his finger in his butt and we just started laughing really hard and got in trouble
so worth it
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
